If you're reading this and you're still holding onto a copy of Reluctant Rust, BURN IT. If I find an unburned copy lying around Bastion like I did with Muttering Magnesium, I swear I'll find the owner and push their head the hard way up a METAL-INATOR a-
Oh, right, we're being “”“nice”“” to the “”“new readers”“”.
Whatever. I know what you're up to.
- Ed.
I bet 1000R on PROFS last season right and it got pounded into the ground by FUCKING LAVADEITY over there and NOW they say that LAVADEITY is going after SCREECH seems like a whole load of setup to have LAVADEITY ruin all the SCREECH fans lives and pockets.
Don't give them a single R - bet on LAVADEITY instead of SCREECH fuck the system fuck their noise fuck their everything and give me back my money
I've heard people saying that we need more categories for THEM. We've got METAL-INATORs, FLESH-THINGS, and YOU-KNOW-WHATs, and /some/ people are saying that that's not covering the lot. That they saw a GOOBLE BALL and that that “”“”“doesn't count”“”“” as a FLESH-THING.
You go and split it open and you know what it'll look like? A FLESH-THING. Also you'll be DEAD.
THREE CATEGORIES. End of.
Except the OTHER THING. That's its own Category.
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Scribbled over the top of your copy, someone has added:
THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN
THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN
IMPORT CONTROL???
VETTING WHAT WE FIND???
IT'S HAPPENING
THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME
YOU DON'T REMEMBER LAST TIME DO YOU
FIVE YEARS AGO
BUT THEN THEY DRUGGED US
DRUGGED US ALL
hide your stuff in your socks
Next issue will be T-I-G-H-T-L-I-P-P-E-D-T-I-T-A-N-I-U-M okay? Got it? Burn this after reading.
TOP PICKS FOR SEASON 300
IT'S SEASON 300. OPEN YOUR EYES, MECHASHEEPLE, IT'S NOT 36 IT'S BEEN GOING FOR SO MUCH LONGER. SO SO MUCH LONGER. ANYWAY.
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