“Let’s hear a great big, “Awwwww!” for the Jaws of Defeat! Your beloved underdog – or should that be undercat? – is back in the arena, ready to pluck victory from the jaws of defeat! You see what we did there?” – Umpire, during one of Jaws of Defeat’s most recent matches

“Did you hear that someone’s got new Jaws of Defeat merch? No?! Oh my sky, there’s cuddly toys out with detachable heads – so you don’t have to worry about your plushie having less heads than Jaws of Defeat does!”
“Or more heads.”
“Yeah, or that. It’s doing its best, okay? And it looks so cute when it fights!”
- Conversation overhead between two of Jaws of Defeat’s fans