In time honoured tradition, stats will be updated over the course of the next day, to give some final numbers on Riel, Fights won and lost, and anything else anyone feels like they have to know and email in to the keeper of the stats at gm_katie@umba.chaosdeathfish.com.

• Monster Stats - taken at the end of the game, charts!

You may not believe it, but this is the most average Monster:

There were 292 tags before the final session of UMBA, representing 292 items. Here's a list of ALL of them. The letters used on Tags were simply a book-keeping method so that we could disambiguate duplicate items.

• 1/2 Bag Monster Treats
• 1/2 Bag Of Monster Treats
• 16 Vials of Serum
• 20% off orders over 5R at Max Taste's Monster House (0689)
• 20% off orders over 5R at Max Taste's Monster House (3343)
• 20% off orders over 5R at Max Taste's Monster House (5103)
• 20% off orders over 5R at Max Taste's Monster House (7244)
• 20% off orders over 5R at Max Taste's Monster House (7990)
• 27R Gift Certificate for Brikquid
• 27R Gift Certificate for Monster House
• 3 Vials of Serum
• 3R Nectar Therapy Voucher
• 3R Voucher for Arena Tickets
• 54R Gift Certificate for Make-a-Monster
• 54R Network Bookshop Voucher
• 84R Gift Certificate for Monster House
• 9R Monster House Voucher
• A Giant Block of Wood Action Figure
• Access to GIANT WEAPONS PLATFORM
• Another Giant Block of Wood Action Figure
• Archaeoroids R
• Archaeoroids S
• Archaeotech arm brace
• Archaeotech Automated Manufacturing Mechanisms
• Archaeotech Battery Charge C
• Archaeotech Belt G
• Archaeotech Black Box with a Remote
• Archaeotech Blinking Black Box XXX
• Archaeotech box with slot, tray and number pad
• Archaeotech Box with slots and coils E
• Archaeotech Clamp N
• Archaeotech Crank
• Archaeotech Cylinder with bullet holes LL
• Archaeotech Disk I
• Archaeotech Drum
• Archaeotech Frisbee P
• Archaeotech Frisbee T
• Archaeotech Giant Harpoon Gun D
• Archaeotech Giant Sponge B
• Archaeotech Goggles R
• Archaeotech Grey Oval thing with aerials J
• Archaeotech Harness
• Archaeotech Harness with transparent tubing FF
• Archaeotech Hot Pale Orb Alpha
• Archaeotech Hot Plate P
• Archaeotech Hoverbike SW
• Archaeotech Interesting Box with a hole in the middle Mark II AA
• Archaeotech Large glass rectangle GF
• Archaeotech Large Tube With A Hook H
• Archaeotech Laser Gun
• Archaeotech Lawnmower K
• Archaeotech Light Tube
• Archaeotech Light Tube A
• Archaeotech Light Tube P
• Archaeotech Light Tube P2
• Archaeotech Mask C
• Archaeotech Mask with box on one side JM
• Archaeotech Metal Tube G
• Archaeotech Miniature Catapult N
• Archaeotech Netting A
• Archaeotech Netting D
• Archaeotech Nutcrackers
• Archaeotech Pen Q
• Archaeotech Roller Box $
• Archaeotech Round metal container with dial CN
• Archaeotech Screen with a Wire S
• Archaeotech Shock Whip
• Archaeotech Small box with serrated spike TK
• Archaeotech Small pointed metal rod XE
• Archaeotech Snowglobe LP
• Archaeotech Spotlight W
• Archaeotech Springboots
• Archaeotech Stick
• Archaeotech T-Shaped Pipe
• Archaeotech Third Arm 4
• Archaeotech Tripwire E
• Archaeotech Tube V
• Archaeotech Umbrella Q
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum A
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum E
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum I
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum O
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum U
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum X
• Archaeotech Vial of Serum Y
• Archaeotech Werewolf Onesie W
• Archaeotech White rod with button on the end IR
• Archaeotech Wristwatch F
• Archaoetech 6ft Pole P
• Archaoetech Arm R
• Archaoetech Board A
• Archaoetech Green Glowing +
• Archaoetech Small Flat White Box with buttons and dials and a screen
• Archaoetech Thing with a screen, buttons and antennae W
• Armour
• Array of glass discs set in a small box
• Backpack Launched Monster-Trapping Net C
• Ball with a Bell B
• Bedazzled Brocade Cape
• Big Shiny Red Button
• BioDyne Notebook
• Black Furry Egg
• Bloodstained Booties
• Blue Icosohedron Monster Egg
• Boo-Boo-B-Gone Long Range Medical Delivery System A
• Boo-Boo-B-Gone Long Range Medical Delivery System R
• Book
• Box o' Omnisquid
• Box of Blaze's Possessions
• Broken Power Armour
• Cable
• Cage M
• Ceramic Monster Durable Armour adorned with Omega (Damaged)
• Chain Link Net A
• Cinder Autograph (Crumpled Condition)
• Cinder Autograph (Good Condition)
• Clicker A
• Clicker M
• Clicker Mark II Y
• Competitors Village Intel O
• Competitors Village Intel V
• Contract: I promise not to blackmail Arch signed Sprocket
• Contract: I'm not allowed to die or Arch will be sad signed Dashboard
• Death Scythe
• Debt Owed
• Doomatros Wing
• Doughball Action Figure
• Doughnut Action Figure
• Dr Petrol
• Draft Volcanosaurus Documentary
• Explosives K
• Extremely Inavisable Jetpack
• Fan Competition Trophy
• Fatesmith Gift Certificate - Fan Favourite Prize
• Fluffy Purple Blanket
• Folder: Season XCI
• Footsie Thread
• Free! Take one :)
• Freeze Tank A
• Freeze Tank W
• Fried Archaeotech Junk
• GBOW Egg
• Giant Laser Pointer
• Giant Sword
• Giant Sword N
• Gigazaur Gillet
• Green Serum Vial G
• Gun
• Half a bottle of Toxtor Petrol
• Hand Jewelry
• Hedgehog Spine
• Homemade Flamethrower
• Huge chunk of Volcanosaurus Meat
• Inanimate Carbon Rod
• Incriminating Footage Y of Cyclops
• Incriminating Letter Q
• IOU 90R, Trend
• Ivory Pendant
• Key DT1
• Key DT2
• Key FF
• Key HW
• Key LW
• Key NC
• Key SS
• Key to the Prime Executive's Office
• Keys to Hydroponics Building 12
• Keys to the Network Offices
• Keys to the Vice Executive's Office
• Lava Monster Egg
• List of Mid-Season Suspects: Chaser, Blanket, Crash, Blade, Pluck, Sprocket, Midnight
• Mag-Bow
• Magnetic Stones
• Mechanical Robot Leg
• Megadrenaline
• Meltinator A
• METROVORE Scrap
• METROVORE Scrap
• METROVORE Scrap
• METROVORE Scrap M
• Mid-Season Mansion Key
• Middling Quality Booze
• Monster Bow
• Monster Durable Armour B
• Monster Egg Contract between Pluck and Tatters
• Monster Fighting Trident A
• Monster Hunting Caltrops A
• Monster Hunting Rifle and Ammo A
• Monster Treats
• Monster Treats I
• Monster Treats T
• Monster-Durable Armour L
• Monster-Durable Armour R
• Monster-Durable Armour Y
• Monster-Fighting Axe X
• Monster-Fighting Leather Whip G
• Monster-Proof Armour
• Monsteropoly Board (Stickers on Volcano Territory (3), The Walls, Competitors Village, The Vault [SET! Signed], Commentator's Box (2), Hydroponics Building 8)
• Monsteropoly Stickers for Competitors' Village, The Walls, Volcano Territory
• Monsteropoly Stickers for MTMH, Southern Cliffs, Arena Bar
• Monsteropoly Stickers for South Stands; MTMH; Monster Pens
• Monsteropoly Stickers: MTMH, Competitors Village, The Moon
• Monsteropoly Stickers: Volcano Territory, Arena Bar, South Stands
• Mouldy Burger
• Murder Plans C
• Mycosaurus Shrooms
• Neopolitan Monster Egg
• Note from Cinder “Give 'em hell! - Cinder x”
• Note from Cinder to Pluck
• Note from Cinder to Saffron
• Note from Cinder to Sprocket
• Note: XNIJ = 108RR RRRRR
• Omnisquid Tentacle
• Ornamental Stones
• Oven Gloves
• Piece of paper that reads “Omega 22:9” signed by Fatesmith
• Pile of unsorted Archaeotech
• Pitch black and faintly humming Monster Egg
• Poison Sample
• Pot Plant
• Power Pack
• Prime Executive Schematics
• Radiation Protective Suit
• Random Assortment of Archaeotech Crap
• Razor-Sharp Blades X
• Revolver
• Revolver Rounds (20)
• Rocket Launchers
• Saddle Bag
• Salts and Metals for throwing into flames
• Season W Folder
• Semi-Circular Archaeotech Device G
• Semi-Circular Archaeotech Device R
• (SHELL) Black Monster Egg that glows blue where you touch it
• (SHELL) Black Monster Egg that glows green where you touch it
• (SHELL) Bright Vivid Purple Egg
• (SHELL) Green-Blue Stress Ball Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Heavy Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Ice Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Icy Egg that emanates Cold
• (SHELL) Mirrored Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Mottled Green Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Rock like spiky warm glowing orange Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Rocky Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Soft Furry Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Warm Pink Heart-Spotted Monster Egg
• (SHELL) Warm Yellow Monster Egg
• Shrapnel! Q
• Shrapnel! R
• Shrapnel! S
• Small Rectangular Archaeotech Slate displays markings when touched N
• Spam Flyer
• Spear A
• Special 27R
• Squarish Copper Egg
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SA
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SC
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SD
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SE
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SF
• Swimsuit Elasticated White Fabric SH
• Swimsuit H
• Swimsuit SA
• Swimsuit SB
• Swimsuit SC
• Swimsuit SD
• Swimsuit SE
• Tarnished Metal Slivers
• Tech Monster Head
• Thunder Hammer
• Ticket to meet Tornado of Tornado and the Storms
• Tiny Gleaming Crystal
• Tiny Wooden Puppet on Purple Strings N
• Tiny Wooden Puppet on Purple Strings W
• Todo List's Will
• Turret Mounting Backpack
• Used Hyper Armour
• Useless Yellow Metal
• Very Dangerous Electric Whip Thing + Gloves
• Vial of Serum
• Volcanosaurus Plushie
• Volcanosaurus Pumice
• Wasteland Brandy
• Wasteland Map
• Wasteland-Woven Fabric
• Will in a Bottle C
• Woolen Earplugs
• Woolen Earplugs Alpha
• Worthless Yellow Metal x 3
• Xenon Vial F
• Xenon Vial R
• Xenon Vial S