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- | ====== SSMAS Issue 460 ====== | + | ====== SSMAS Issue 463 ====== |
===== Alternative Fan Rankings ===== | ===== Alternative Fan Rankings ===== | ||
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What followed was an awe-inspiring circus performance from the ever-dapper Morose Progress and Pennythrift Steeple - the TENT soared to height hitherto unimagined, to a backdrop of beautiful designs from the Rollerpedes. But then! Out of nowhere came the sound of //exceptionally loud music//! Southpaw, frontrunner of //Leda Atomica// opened with a musical extravagaza that set us all singing, dancing and punching our way through the fear of Metrovore's steely gaze. | What followed was an awe-inspiring circus performance from the ever-dapper Morose Progress and Pennythrift Steeple - the TENT soared to height hitherto unimagined, to a backdrop of beautiful designs from the Rollerpedes. But then! Out of nowhere came the sound of //exceptionally loud music//! Southpaw, frontrunner of //Leda Atomica// opened with a musical extravagaza that set us all singing, dancing and punching our way through the fear of Metrovore's steely gaze. | ||
- | Suddenly, in the wake of the sound and the screaming - out came Thistle, like a shadowy, stern-faced superstar! She delivered love poetry so moving and beautiful that I'm tearing up a little remembering it! If anyone sees her, could you ask her for the manuscript? | + | Suddenly, in the wake of the sound and the screaming - out came Thistle, like a shadowy, stern-faced superstar! She delivered love poetry so moving and beautiful that I'm tearing up a little remembering it! If anyone sees her, could you ask if she's doing signed manuscripts? |
- | But that's not all! We had a super special ROMANTIC Money Pit show, in which Khaos and Tatters found love amidst the labyrinth! We had a fabulous book-signing hosted by Trend, in which he talked to us all about HISTORY and CULTURE and NARRATIVE! I, for one, could not be prouder of Bastion today. Let's hear it for the city that couldn't be stopped!!! | + | Of course, the truly unforgettable moment of the night came from right smack in the middle of the Arena! [BAD STAR] courageously wielded a supercharged FANFIC LASER, beaming it directly into Metrovore's eyes (does it have eyes? someone confirm!) and stopping it in its tracks with the pure, unadulterated power of FANDOM! I was honoured for my own recent Nyoominator/Giant Block of Wood one-shot to be included in a light-encoded anthology of Bastion's greatest classics. Rumour has it that the Fanfic Beam was what convinced Metrovore to stand down! (Or, has it stood down? Things got a little chaotic after that.) |
+ | But that's not all! We had a super special ROMANTIC Money Pit show, in which Khaos and Tatters found love amidst the labyrinth! We had a fabulous book-signing hosted by Trend, in which he talked to us all about HISTORY and CULTURE and NARRATIVE! I, for one, could not be prouder of Bastion today. Let's hear it for the city that couldn't be stopped!!! | ||
===== Crabgristle <3 ===== | ===== Crabgristle <3 ===== | ||