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| - HAAAA NOON, as he says - something interesting going on there, do Wasteland roots give this feeble excuse of a Trainer a rough purchase? Not only did he forfeit the mach against Dozer, but did he do it in STAAAAL? //DID HE?// No! Can't even give us a good anticlimax! The Network had to step in with their own house Monster. You know you're dull if the //Network// covers your ass. | - HAAAA NOON, as he says - something interesting going on there, do Wasteland roots give this feeble excuse of a Trainer a rough purchase? Not only did he forfeit the mach against Dozer, but did he do it in STAAAAL? //DID HE?// No! Can't even give us a good anticlimax! The Network had to step in with their own house Monster. You know you're dull if the //Network// covers your ass. | ||
| - If any of us on the publishing team were his partner Midnight, we'd drop him from Team Legit so fast he couldn't say YEHOR*. | - If any of us on the publishing team were his partner Midnight, we'd drop him from Team Legit so fast he couldn't say YEHOR*. | ||
| - | - His Monster can fight decently, given the chance - look at the Team Legit vs Team Slime fight, which went well because HAAAA NOON was only //one-quarter// of the contestants. Shame. Someone should take that dangerous mechanical baby off him and replace it with Optizorb. | + | - His Monster can fight decently, given the chance - look at the Team Legit vs Team Slime fight, which went well because HAAAA NOON was only //one-quarter// of the contestants. Shame. Someone should take that dangerous mechanical beast off him and replace it with Optizorb. |
| - | - THAT WOMAN WITH THE LEAFLETS OUTSIDE THE ARENA, a.k.a Square Peg. What, have Security forgotten how many entrances there are to the Arena? Ask her to move from one, and she pops up at another. | + | |
| - | - Someone needs to take that well-fattened, delicious looking pig Monster off her and get it to MAX TASTE'S MONSTER HOUSE for a taste of //how the real world works.// | + | |
| - Maaaaaaybe TACKLE?? I know he's still popular, don't sue me! I just read that he's just a cranky sore loser who needs to get a life. Or wait, was it BLOCK we're supposed to hate? Wasn't there some conspiracy about sabotage going on there...? I don't really care but I do know that they didn't fight this round and that's BORING. | - Maaaaaaybe TACKLE?? I know he's still popular, don't sue me! I just read that he's just a cranky sore loser who needs to get a life. Or wait, was it BLOCK we're supposed to hate? Wasn't there some conspiracy about sabotage going on there...? I don't really care but I do know that they didn't fight this round and that's BORING. | ||
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| + | ===== SPROCKET, SERIOUSLY ===== | ||
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| + | Real talk, folks. Is there anyone who isn't, like, blown off their feet by hir homespun sense of style? Those hand-drawn posters! That can-do attitude, even though we're really not too sure what zie CAN do! Those sick stunts! NYOOMIE. Just. Gah. So many good things. | ||
| ===== SUPER COOL PEOPLE ===== | ===== SUPER COOL PEOPLE ===== | ||
| ohhhhhhh my stars can we just appreciate the gladiators of this season please??????? SO. FUCKING. COOL. | ohhhhhhh my stars can we just appreciate the gladiators of this season please??????? SO. FUCKING. COOL. | ||
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| it's so RUUUUUUUUDE standing outside shouting about monsters and like COME ON, this stopped being fashionable 20 seasons ago: we all know monsters LIKE fighting each other and that's just a fact. you're not being subversive or clever you're just annoying. 0/10. | it's so RUUUUUUUUDE standing outside shouting about monsters and like COME ON, this stopped being fashionable 20 seasons ago: we all know monsters LIKE fighting each other and that's just a fact. you're not being subversive or clever you're just annoying. 0/10. | ||
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| + | //Editorial comment:// | ||
| + | EXACTLY. What, have Security forgotten how many entrances there are to the Arena? Ask her to move from one, and she pops up at another. | ||
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| + | Someone needs to take that well-fattened, delicious looking pig Monster off her and get it to MAX TASTE'S MONSTER HOUSE for a taste of //how the real world works.// | ||
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