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====== Off The Record: Unassuming Unobtanium ======

no its not uranium ur an anium ed.

===== Item Two =====

THEYRE HOLDING BACK THE FIGHTS \\
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS\\
THEY WANT US TO FORGET\\
FORGET WRECKATAR\\
FORGET THE ARENA\\
FORGET OUR OWN NAMES\\
WHAT'S YOUR NAME DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR NAME I REMEMBER MINE IT'S

===== Item Seven =====

WHAT ARE THEY REALLY CHECKING?

This writer and purveyor of the truth has been watching the import checks. Are the same things coming out as going in? Hahahaha. Expeditions to the west, to the east, to the north, the Nimrods, independents, Salt & Wound, the main convoy, the established Archaeotech site hauls, it's all being monitored and //citizens are ok with this//? When you get your Archaeotech back, better not breathe in too deeply. It's been changed. This purveyor of truth has seen it. 

===== Item Three =====

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<spoiler>
//The copy you find is annotated with a lot of confused lines and attempts to crack this, before the following note://

This... this is just nonsense.  Who even edits this??

//Then in another pen://

I do

//Then in another://

No you don't, but I know who does.  Wanna know?  300R.  Meet me outside the North Wall in 3 nights and I'll show you.

</spoiler>

===== Item Nine =====

The Network know it. Even the Network know it, that's why they tranquilised her. If the Network know it, why don't we? Come on, Bastion - surely you see it now? She was even called """""Monstrous""""" in front of the audience! We called it, we called it, didn't we? //Omega is a Monster.// Find evidence and get it back to us.

===== Item Eight =====

cinder was murdered

i know who did it

pay me and ill tell you

===== Item Seven =====

LEGENDARY VOLCANO PUNCH CAN'T BREAK THROUGH ARENA WALLS.  IT WAS WEAKENED.  IT WAS A SET UP.  SOMEONE WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN.  AND BY SOMEONE

YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN

N
NE
NET
NETW
NETWO

i've said too much

watch your backs

it's coming for you

===== Item Six =====

ThErE's sOmEtHiNg iN tHe sHaDowS

===== Item Five =====

I'll pay you 10R for a Cinder Autograph so long as you don't ask questions.

I'll pay you 30R for her cape.


===== Item Three =====

This is all a distraction.  Don't let them fool you.  Look at what's going on.  Look at them.  Do you see?  DO YOU SEE what is missing?  I see what is missing.  You should too.  Look up.  Wake up.  Go to sleep again.  Have a coffee.  Try again.  Then you might see a glimpse of it.

Eye your opens.

===== Item One =====

VolC is a CRUNCHY

Tent is a canvasy

nyoom is a bikey

SO MANY NEW CATEGORIES, COME ON ED. GET BETTER AT THIS.

===== Item Zero =====
OVOOOOOOO\\
VANADIUM\\
OgOOOOOOO\\
OuOOOOOOO\\
OeOOOOOOO\\

===== Item One =====

Did you fill out that Survey Raffle Thing?  I did, didn't win.  Bet it was rigged, this sort of thing always is.  Tatters my ass.  Netters.

===== Item One =====

Must just be your luck: I //won//

===== Item One =====

No, sorry, these all fall into the SQUISHY and the MECHY categories as we previously discussed.  Nothing's changed about that and we're going to keep using them.  Don't get distracted, just focus.  We can crack this if we try.  We can.  I believe in us.  Because someone has to.  Ed.

===== Item Nine =====

Let's be Riel for a second: has anyone noticed how every Champion who's had a bad time recently was interviewed by Decibel the day before?  Cinder was killed; Omega went berserk on Block's Monster... even last Round, Chaser went on and then lost to Toxtor. I'm just sayin'... Netibel
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