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 Here at //Blaze// we're not quite sure what's going on with Sentinel right now - our inside source suggests there //might// be some teething problems with the new Vice Executive Diamond, or the fact that Max Entropy hasn't been picked as Junior Executive for Creative yet, but since they don't seem to be publishing their League analysis, //Blaze// will pick up the pieces.
-Though Hard As Nails (Blanket) and Deathbreath (Chaser) both maintain their dominance at the top of their Leagues, the membership of Alpha Division in each is all change.  Things are sure to get tense as both members of Heavy Metal are now in Alpha Division and the long climb up that Dozer and Wreckatar have faced is finally over with those Monsters finally in the Alpha Division of Heavyweight after months of work. Of course, Bulwark is now out of Heavyweight, due to Dark Steel's incredible and lethal performance, opening up more space for lower ranked Monsters.
+Though Deathbreath (Chaser) maintains her dominance at the top of her Leagues, Mechagraviton (Crash) takes the top spot of Heavyweight and the membership of Alpha Division in each is all change.  Things are sure to get tense as both members of Heavy Metal are now in Alpha Division and the long climb up that Dozer and Wreckatar have faced is finally over with those Monsters finally in the Alpha Division of Heavyweight after months of work. Of course, Bulwark is now out of Heavyweight, due to Dark Steel's incredible and lethal performance, opening up more space for lower ranked Monsters.
 Meanwhile in Lightweight, Pepper is once again knocked out of Alpha Division by some new contenders from Beta - THE TENT makes a return to the top, and fan favourite Rules Lawyer Noggin' arrive in Alpha with Murk.  Will we be seeing a guest appearance in Alpha from Yarn to challenge him?  Who can say?
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 Sooooo, let me mention something else. That impromptu show by **Leda Atomica**! That was something. I'm so honoured to have been part of the flash mob. **Southpaw** just, well, rocked it. What dedicated fans! We had a  f$@#ing great time. It's great to know there are other artists in this city that can be healthy challenges for my band!
-Has anyone seen the new Circus shows? Beetle Circus had a special guest appearance: DOZER. Dozed even stayed awake for the show. Thank you to **Suture**, and congratulations on the new training.
+Has anyone seen the new Circus shows? Beetle Circus had a special guest appearance: DOZER. Dozer even stayed awake for the show. Thank you to **Suture**, and congratulations on the new training.
-There were some new moves, too. Not to spoil it, but those Rollerpedes bouncing on top of Dozed while Dozer emitted these convincing short-lived bellows that shook the little beetles everywhere! Wait that ruined it proofreader get rid of that bit. Anyway, the increased ticket prices are well worth it. I don't know if you can all afford them, I suppose, but parents, spend your paychecks or savings or whatever - THE TENT doesn't feature as heavily, so this should be a bit with the owner sort of children who don't appreciate the art of nearly being devoured by homicidal camping surplus.
+There were some new moves, too. Not to spoil it, but those Rollerpedes bouncing on top of Dozed while Dozer emitted these convincing short-lived bellows that shook the little beetles everywhere! Wait that ruined it proofreader get rid of that bit. Anyway, the increased ticket prices are well worth it. I don't know if you can all afford them, I suppose, but parents, spend your paychecks or savings or whatever - THE TENT doesn't feature as heavily, so this should be a hit with the lamer sort of children who don't appreciate the art of nearly being devoured by homicidal camping surplus.
 On the other hand, **Progress** and **Steeple**, despite using the same banner and decorated capes, really seem to be falling apart. Did you see the squabbling in their Doubles match? Sooo embarassing. Maybe they should go to **Nectar** for therapy? (Does Nectar still do therapy? Haven't heard much recently.) You might not have noticed if you were in one of the cheaper seats - it's my pleasure to bring you the news from the better seats that those recognised talents can afford - but they actually didn't realise they'd won, they were so caught up in arguing. Shame - all my best wishes to them for a speedy resolution, mwah!
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 > - Quote from Trend's theatrical performance "Shake It Off"
 ===== House Monsters ======
-We're excited to announce (though we may be treading on the toes of Sentinel) that the Network has given a statement about an upcoming new House Monster! It's about time, in our opinion; we haven't seen a new one since Coggle, who debuted last Season. No word on the official name of this new Monster yet, but it has been revealed that it is a biological Monster, neither huge nor tiny, and it both offensive and defensive - due to being spiky! Hopefully the Network won't drag out the reveal, but we look forward to seeing it the next round. (And potentially, the subsequent retirement of Cogster. Gnosis, of course, continues to give excellent shows!)
+We're excited to announce (though we may be treading on the toes of Sentinel) that the Network has given a statement about an upcoming new House Monster! It's about time, in our opinion; we haven't seen a new one since Coggle, who debuted last Season. No word on the official name of this new Monster yet, but it has been revealed that it is a biological Monster, neither huge nor tiny, and it both offensive and defensive - due to being spiky! Hopefully the Network won't drag out the reveal, but we look forward to seeing it the next round. (And potentially, the subsequent retirement of Coggle. Gnosis, of course, continues to give excellent shows!)
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