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======Monsterology======

> //“Welcome to the Academy. How can I help you today?”//
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> Archivist Quill, Ecology specialist.

Monsters. They're a basic fact of life for anyone living in or around Bastion. So, what exactly do we know about them?

Well, that's a good question. And there's plenty of folk dedicated to answering it. Set slightly away from the main [[the_arena|Arena]] there are the buildings of what is referred to as the Academy. Though as a whole Monsters defy systematic investigation, researchers here study and teach the techniques of survival, personal combat, [[hunting|Monster hunting]], archaeology, and other practical techniques. There are also archives which keep records of Arena Fights, past Trainers, and other pieces of esoterica, supported by the efforts of the most dedicated Arena buffs. Many of those who teach at the Academy are retired Monster Trainers passing on their knowledge to younger generations; it is considered an honour to be invited to teach after announcing retirement.

Here you'll find some of the basics you might learn on an Academy course.

Over the years, Monsterologists have created an extensive taxonomy of monsters - multiple, even. Monsters have been listed and classified by colour, by shape, by size - this is the most useful one, as it determines [[championships|Championship division eligibility]] - and by a host of other things.

People have tried classifying them by whether they seem more like mammals, lizards, fish, birds, rocks, or plants, too, but every time someone thinks they've got a definitive system, something shows up that doesn't quite fit it.

That's the main thing we know about Monsters: there's a more or less infinite variety of them. 

====What can a Monster do?====
Pretty much anything. Don't ever get complacent around one, just in case it [[monster_strengths_and_weaknesses#evolving|does something unexpected]].

====What does a Monster look like?==== 

Pretty much anything. A lot of the best-known ones are big scary stompy things with spikes on, but something small and fluffy, like a rat but cuter? That could be a monster too. Or a glowing cloud, or a ball of spikes.

One thing is pretty much for certain, Monsters can usually be classified into either "Technological" or "Biological", though often Biological is seen as a catch-all for anything that's simple "Not Technological".  If it's not made of metal and wires than chances are it's a Bio-Monster.
====So, what ARE Monsters?====

//We just don't know.//

Obviously, not //everything// is a Monster. I'm not a Monster. You're not a Monster (probably). A dog is definitely not a Monster, under [[fights#popular_additions_and_amendments|Amendment 9901]]. Unless it's a Monster that looks a lot like a dog...

There's one surefire way to tell if something's a Monster or not. 

Kill it.

You kill a Monster, it pretty much disappears. Sometimes it'll leave an empty carapace, or shed horns, or something like that, but the meat of it? Poof. No-one's ever found a way to keep a whole Monster corpse around for long enough to study, and believe me, people have tried. 

And before you get any ideas, cutting them open while they're //alive// doesn't work too well, either. First off, that's a good way to get yourself mauled. Secondly, it also just doesn't work, much as the Monster Healers would like to have something other than trial, error, and intuition to go on. 

These things just defy classification.

But that's what makes them so exciting!

Most of the Monsters we know are, ultimately, of more or less similar power levels - if it's huge, maybe it compensates for that by being about as smart as a box of rocks (or, literally being a box of rocks). Even that's not a hard-and-fast rule, though. There are rumours of legendary Monsters, in the far reaches of [[the_wasteland|the Wasteland]], that are more powerful than any of the Monsters we know. 

=====Staying Safe from Monsters=====

If you want to stay safe from Monsters, all you need to do is stay inside [[the_city|Bastion]]! 

It's always been a haven from the Monsters that roam the Wasteland outside; with high walls, well-trained guards, and the best Monster Hunters the Arena can produce. If Monsters ever did attack, they'd be driven off easily - the only people who ever need to fight them are the [[hunting|Hunters]] who go out looking for fresh competitors for [[the_arena|the Arena]], and the [[training|Trainers]] and [[Gladiators]] that handle them in the Arena itself.

And that's what the Arena does. Hones the best of the best to handle anything a Monster's capable of.
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