http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-04-14T18:34:16+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2018-10-16T13:13:34+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:1?rev=1539695614&do=diff SSMAS Issue 451 CONTRIBUTIONS WELCOME Hey everyone, Editor Wreath here! As you may have noticed, things have been moving kinda slowly during this Off-Season. I blame the Blood Frenzy series -- none of the Gladiators who take part in Blood Frenzy are text/html 2018-10-30T09:01:23+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:2?rev=1540890083&do=diff SSMAS Issue 454 BRIK TO THE FACE WOW! You gotta try this stuff! Brikquid is the hot new drink hitting the arena stands like a brik to the face. It's all that you'd expect of a brick-based drink, and more! Who wants those puny drinks that you don't even need to chew, anyway? text/html 2019-01-18T14:03:44+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:3?rev=1547820224&do=diff SSMAS Issue 457 CINDER NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE CINDER'S DEAD. SHE WAS MY ROLE MODEL. MY IDOL. I WANTED TO BE HER. AND NOW... NOW... This isn't right, none of this is right. Sure Trainers die but not Cinder: she was made of FIRE and FURY and FABULOUSNESS and I text/html 2018-11-27T00:24:53+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:4?rev=1543278293&do=diff SSMAS Issue 460 Decibellllll THAT WAS SO COOL THE INTERVIEWS AND THE SAD AND THE MUSIC AND THE MORE SAD AND THEN BOOM BUTTERFLY EVOLUTION WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT BEST SHOW 10/10 DECIBEL KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT <3 Fic Highlight: Disjunct Title: The Way Home text/html 2019-01-18T14:01:12+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:5?rev=1547820072&do=diff SSMAS Issue 463 Alternative Fan Rankings Okay, wow, have you all seen that absolute TRAVESTY of an Official Fan Championship list? Puh-leeze! How do they just keep on getting it wrong? Lucky for all of you, the REAL event of the season is coming up: that is to say, the SSMAS Mid-Season Fan House Championship! We've devised an alternate (and let's be honest here, more ACCURATE) Fan Favourite list - and those super special mega awesome enough to make the cut will be invited to join us at our A… text/html 2019-01-28T23:46:32+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:6?rev=1548719192&do=diff SSMAS Issue 466 ALTERNATE FAN CHAMPIONSHIP Ohhhh my skies. Best. Year. EVAAAAR. I mean, it was just drama from start to finish! I'd list the highlights, but EVERYTHING WAS A HIGHLIGHT. Seriously, like: * Thistle taking on FRIGGING OMEGA in a FISTFIGHT - like how does that even WORK - and somehow IT WORKED (even if she kinda lost) (but like) (Omega) text/html 2019-02-12T11:31:11+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:7?rev=1549971071&do=diff SSMAS Issue 469 Vice Executive gives one helluva speech Wow. The editor wants to comment, but is having trouble putting that into words... Diamond speaking from the commentator's box. The apparent truth about Gnosis... The Network experiments - but why would the text/html 2019-02-26T08:41:28+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:super_special_mega_awesome_stuff:8?rev=1551170488&do=diff SSMAS Issue 472 City Saved! Guess we're not all gonna die any more? But honestly I was kinda looking forward to being flooded with Monsters, it makes it easier than going out into the Wastes to find more Monsters. I wish there were City-Monsters I could catch: now that'd be cool