http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-04-24T07:40:20+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2018-10-16T13:02:47+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:1?rev=1539694967&do=diff Off The Record: Secret Steel Editorial Announcement If you're reading this and you're still holding onto a copy of Reluctant Rust, BURN IT. If I find an unburned copy lying around Bastion like I did with Muttering Magnesium, I swear I'll find the owner and push their head the hard way up a METAL-INATOR a- text/html 2018-10-30T00:02:49+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:2?rev=1540857769&do=diff Off the Record: Tight-Lipped Titanium Item Eight What did I say about the issue of Muttering Magnesium I found? What did I say? Well, this week I found a copy of Secret Steel, ANNOTATED. WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS. Well maybe I am. You might be but probably not. text/html 2018-11-13T10:02:19+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:3?rev=1542103339&do=diff Off The Record: Unassuming Unobtanium no its not uranium ur an anium ed. Item Two THEYRE HOLDING BACK THE FIGHTS THIS IS HOW IT STARTS THEY WANT US TO FORGET FORGET WRECKATAR FORGET THE ARENA FORGET OUR OWN NAMES WHAT'S YOUR NAME DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR NAME I REMEMBER MINE IT'S text/html 2018-11-27T00:24:46+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:4?rev=1543278286&do=diff Off The Record: Vague Vanadium Item Five Who keeps giving the mic to these people? What did those pesky fickle 'lawyers' do to get the mics? It used to be just 'commentators' and 'Umpires'. Now it's anyone, it seems - not us, though. Still waiting for a truthspeaker to be given the mic. text/html 2019-01-14T23:07:23+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:5?rev=1547507243&do=diff Off The Record: Whitewashed Wool Ed; Er, don't we whitewash wool to make it white? Ed2: no you idiot that's painting fences you dumbass Ed; hey i din't know that ok Ed2: SUUUUURE YOU DIDN't Ed; u know im rel tired of ur shit Ed3: Hey er, new naming scheme maybe? text/html 2019-01-28T23:46:29+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:6?rev=1548719189&do=diff Off The Record: Anonymous Aluminium As Season XDDCIXCII draws to a close, who listens to the truth? Are we succeeding? Are we losing? Is society losing to lies and deceit and falling for THE NETWORK? Item 7 don't go into the Mid-Season Mansion. Just don't text/html 2019-02-12T00:46:19+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:7?rev=1549932379&do=diff Off The Record: Blackout Beryllium Item Three The Bunker is safe. It's not a nightclub, it's safe. Item Two Bright is the saviour we're all looking for, we all need. She heralds truth and she acts on truth. We don't always get listened to... Sad face text/html 2019-02-26T08:41:28+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:off_the_record:8?rev=1551170488&do=diff Off The Record: Cryptic Chromium Ed: By popular demand, this issue is also henceforth officially knowable as the “We Told You So Edition” Item Minus One The inside of the tent i know it leads into the heart of the executive offices So those people who tied a safety rope around themselves and claimed to go exploring the depths