http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-04-05T12:10:12+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2018-10-16T13:02:39+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:1?rev=1539694959&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 1 Returning Monsters from Season 35 Bastion may be humming with anticipation for a new set of Arena challengers, but the toughest Monsters from last Season are unlikely to be forgotten any time soon. This veteran BLAZE reporter has pulled together the latest, most up-to-date intel on the Season XXXVI line-up, so get those banners back out and get ready to cheer on your old favourites! text/html 2018-10-30T00:02:05+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:2?rev=1540857725&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 2 Pluck! Everyone is going wild for Pluck! We loved the trainer of Jaws of Defeat before, but we had no idea she was quite the people's trainer. Across Bastion, Pluck's reputation has been growing after a series of high profile visits to see the fans in person: a down-to-earth kind of person, tough and ready to take on the world, Pluck's made quite a stir with the fans. Enough, in fact, that unofficial Jaws of Defeat merchandise has been cropping up: homemade, with eno… text/html 2018-11-13T10:02:10+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:3?rev=1542103330&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 3 Sprocket Hailed as Successor to Cinder Following the retrospectively heartbreaking fight in which Nyoominator teeeechnically defeated a distraught Volcanosaurus, a lot of people have been making noise about Sprocket being - for want of a better phrase - the new Cinder. And I mean, they've definitely got the same idealism and drive. But seriously people, Cinder hasn't been gone a week. This is an unhealthy form of collective fandom grieving, and I intend to have no part … text/html 2018-11-27T00:24:57+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:4?rev=1543278297&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 4 Gladiator fights BRUTAL The battles with gladiators are getting more bloody, definitely. The injuries of Strike at the end of his match versus Diamon demonstrate just how inferior we are as humans, generally speaking, to the strength and fighting skill of a monster. A humbling thought - and one that makes us question the sanity of any Gladiator. Of course this isn't new - it's a daily topic of conversation, isn't it? - but this season looks to be turning out to be almos… text/html 2019-01-14T23:07:17+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:5?rev=1547507237&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 5 BLAZE Season 36 Mid-Season Rankings Hot off the press, we have the definitive list of Blaze Fan Rankings at the mid-point of the Season. Voted by the people for the people, here's who YOU think is hottest: * Pluck (Jaws of Defeat) text/html 2019-01-31T15:14:25+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:6?rev=1548947665&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 6 Doing Sentinel's Job For Them Here at Blaze we're not quite sure what's going on with Sentinel right now - our inside source suggests there might be some teething problems with the new Vice Executive Diamond, or the fact that Max Entropy hasn't been picked as Junior Executive for Creative yet, but since they don't seem to be publishing their League analysis, text/html 2019-02-12T11:32:31+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:7?rev=1549971151&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 7 FIRST SEASON XXVI CHAMPION ANNOUNCED In a hair-raising Ultimate Survivor Championship match, which kept everyone on the edge of their seat, the eventual Victor was DARK STEEL. That's right, your Ultimate Survivor Champion is the metallic humanoid of blades and black featureless visage that we all love to boo: the Monster Trained by Blade. But not only did the sinister wielder of GIGASLASH unseat Toxtor, he also text/html 2019-02-26T08:41:28+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/news:blaze:8?rev=1551170488&do=diff BLAZE Season 36 Issue 8 City Saved from Monster Invasion Threat Thanks to the efforts of countless Monster Trainers putting their own lives and the lives of their Monsters on the line, the hordes of rampaging Monsters that have been attacking the city for the past few weeks have finally been defeated. There's scenes of absolute carnage outside the city, with blood and limbs and metal strewn everywhere, but