http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-14T14:33:58+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2019-03-04T22:35:12+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:amber_rises?rev=1551738912&do=diff AMBER Rises COMING SOON " DON'T MISS OUT ON THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE ULTIMATE MONSTER BATTLE EXPERIENCE: RELOADED! LAST TIME, ON AMBER... TENSIONS ROSE, AS THISTLE AND MALBEC TUSSLED OVER THE TECHNICAL DETAILS OF MALBEC'S SORDID, FIRE-RELATED SECRET! text/html 2019-03-04T22:45:22+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:angler?rev=1551739522&do=diff Angler Violent Vacations " ANGLER RETURNS? This ENTROPY reporter spotted former UMBA Gladiator, Monster and Heavyweight Trainer Angler leaving Southpaw’s fight club last night, sporting a black eye and a heavy-looking pouch of winnings. Could this be a sign that he’s coming back to Bastion for good? text/html 2019-03-04T22:45:58+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:arch?rev=1551739558&do=diff Arch Sanctuary within Sanctuary " Despite the unpopularity of the opinion during the final Season of UMBA, Arch remained one of few people who firmly believed that Monsters deserve better treatment. Arch was appalled by the standards of Monster care in the Arena, and upon finally unveiling their Masked Monster proceeded to use Friendly Fire (or, text/html 2019-03-04T22:50:50+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:ash_moon?rev=1551739850&do=diff Ash Moon A Wastelander In Bastion " Ash Moon's history as owner and operator of Ultimate Ventures is testament to the reputation of Wastelanders for being as savvy in business and leadership as they are with dealing with harsh environments of their home. Taking over from former owner Flair was a relatively peaceful affair, apparently handled primarily with negotiation rather than wading in with legal threats (though no doubt Ash Moon was well prepared on that front as well). text/html 2019-03-05T00:24:13+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bad_star?rev=1551745453&do=diff [BAD STAR] " Artist, engineer, designer and visionary - [BAD STAR] (or [ ], as she came to be known) was one of the most notorious creative personalities ever to set foot on the Bastion stage. Yet the stories that remain are all in fragments. Follow her early career as a stylist/designer, and you'll find splendour: innovations in glamour, and the groundbreaking use of Wasteland-derived materials, and beneath it all, an almost painful desire for transcendence - a delicate exploration of the bou… text/html 2019-03-04T22:37:38+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bastion_culture?rev=1551739058&do=diff Bastion Culture Season XXXVI: A Retrospective " So, I mean, wow. Who would have thought after that last Conference's fiasco - where properties were going for a handful of Riel and hope, and even I yelled 'down with the Network!' about four times and didn't get immediately get flung in the Arena with Dark Steel - that Bastion would come back bigger and better than ever? text/html 2019-03-04T22:37:52+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bastion_infrastructure?rev=1551739072&do=diff Bastion Infrastructure Power for a New Day " Life in Bastion would be unimaginably different without Power for a New Day. Various Power systems have been tried throughout Bastion's history; my research has turned up amongst others the harnessing of electric-based Monsters, geothermal vents, kinetic generators driven by fast or heavy monsters, and even hand cranks for the very smallest bits of charge. All pale in comparison to the unending font of power that text/html 2019-03-04T22:37:17+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bastion_the_histories?rev=1551739037&do=diff Bastion: The Histories "Bastion has ever been defined by the stories people tell. The fall of the Network was no exception - indeed, it was the most apt illustration of this principle. Amidst political collapse and ideological turmoil, the only logical response was to craft a concinving narrative: one that would be a decent fit for the future. text/html 2019-03-04T22:51:07+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:blade?rev=1551739867&do=diff Blade Blade: Rising The Ranks " From a position firmly in the middle of the table, to one of the top Double Team fighters, the Ultimate Survivor champion, and ultimately the Grand Champion of Season XXXVI, Blade is one of the meteoric success stories of Ultimate Monster Battle Arena. text/html 2019-03-04T22:51:12+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:blanket?rev=1551739872&do=diff Blanket The More The Merrier " As the most prolific trainer in the core cast of early AMBER, it was perhaps inevitable that Blanket, despite not being among the Season 1 founders, would come to be highly influential. In a purely competitive tournament, like UMBA or UMBC, more monsters present a direct competitive advantage - more chances to win! The narrative focus of AMBER, however, meant that personal branding became intensely important, and multiple Monsters could easily confuse audience… text/html 2019-03-04T22:51:23+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:blastshot?rev=1551739883&do=diff Blastshot Vindication? " “While Blastshot was much defamed in her time for killing the Monster Volcanosaurus after its devastating rampage in season XXXIV of UMBA, particularly by then agent of the creative Branch Trend, later historians have treated her more kindly. Today the confiscation of her Monster and her subsequent demise at its claws is seen as the cruel machinations of a corrupt corporation intent on making an example of her. text/html 2019-03-05T05:59:26+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bright?rev=1551765566&do=diff Bright To Do List " Tackle Safety - Arena??? Gun??? Get out. SAFE. Block. SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT. INVESTIGATE. Witnesses? Competitors Village. Security??? High Noon? Mesh??? Canon. Related??? Cinder. Definitely related. What is Shaft 19??? text/html 2019-03-04T22:51:57+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:bullhorn?rev=1551739917&do=diff Bullhorn Sale of the Century "It's near certain that if not for the management of the finances behind the scenes by Bullhorn, there would have been nearly nothing of the Network left to sell, and hence no ability to pay out prizes even after it had dissolved. While High Noon was text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:10+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:cart?rev=1551739930&do=diff Cart Hammer in the Works "While several events contributed to the downfall of the Network, one of the major trigger points that can be identified is the partial destruction of the archeotech device known as the Prime Executive by Cart. Cart's hammer toss ended not just the latest Network era, but the long chain of Networks, championships, and season resets which historians are only just managing to determine the full extent of. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:11+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:chaser?rev=1551739931&do=diff Chaser Chasing Dreams " Ye, I know Chaser. She comes round these parts every time Oasis swings by and she's a treat to talk to. The things she's seen, the places she's been - I swear each time she's back with a new Monster. Big ol' bat thing one time, giant lava shark the next, and she talks about these places she's gone too I've never 'eard of! text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:11+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:crash?rev=1551739931&do=diff Crash Heavyweight Champion, Gravtech Engineer " “People often think of Crash as a pod racer and the trainer of Mechagraviton. They think of her as the Trainer who won the heavyweight of season thirty three, beating out even the grand champion of that year, Dark Steel, to the prestigious award. They think of her as the inventor, and five time grand champion, of Wasteland anti-grav pod racing. What is rarely mentioned is her innovations in Arena safety. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:12+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:cyclops?rev=1551739932&do=diff Cyclops A Lighter Touch "The “Cyclops school” of monster training teaches that the best way to train a monster, whether that is for fighting, show, or any other task, is to allow the monster to explore its natural abilities in a safe space. The space will, of course, be tailored to the skills required - but the emphasis is on providing an environment to encourage learning, and to reward progress, rather than to follow a strict training regime. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:13+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:damage_control?rev=1551739933&do=diff Damage Control No Easy Job " Make no mistake, even during the UMBA years, maintaining the Arena was no easy job. Teams of people were needed around the clock to make repairs, to fix parts when Monsters smashed into the walls, and crucially to dress the Arena to the whim of Creative branch (what we'd now call text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:13+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:dashboard?rev=1551739933&do=diff Dashboard The Arena Must Go On " It was in a state. An absolute state. Funding had stopped, and quite frankly the only reason it didn't get sold off with the rest was because Diamond gave it to Dashboard and Sprocket. And that was the crucial thing that meant we have an Arena today: Diamond gave it to text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:51+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:decibel?rev=1551739971&do=diff Decibel The Voice of Bastion " Of course, underneath all of the glitz and glamour of AMBER was a firm foundation of hard work and utter dedication to the narrative. Much of this can be attributed to the work of its Commentators, in particular Decibel. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:51+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:diamond?rev=1551739971&do=diff Diamond The Last Vice Executive " “Diamond, the last Vice Executive of the Network, is without doubt the greatest whistleblower in the history of Bastion. From her position she systematically exposed decades of corruption within the organisation that had come to dominate the economy and culture of the city. text/html 2019-03-04T22:04:08+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:donotreadthispage?rev=1551737048&do=diff I'm disappointed in you text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:52+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:dr_frost?rev=1551739972&do=diff Dr Frost Trainer, Traveller, Soldier, Surgeon " “Dr Frost is possibly the most celebrated medic of our generation. At least among Wastelanders. Why? She came up with a cure for what we now know to be radiation poisoning. I don’t think it can be overstated text/html 2019-03-04T22:38:31+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:epilogue?rev=1551739111&do=diff Epilogue City Under Attack! Again! " So, it'll come as a surprise to a grand total of no-one that the giant radioactive spiders in the abandoned facility to the West didn't stay behind the makeshift barricades last month's expedition party constructed, but have instead broken through the gates and are heading towards Bastion in search of live prey. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:53+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:fatesmith?rev=1551739973&do=diff Fatesmith Closing Shop "All bets are off! Fatesmith, the bookie known throughout Bastion for having the latest information and the inside scoop on the League Conferences, has decided to close down his bookmaking business. All remaining bets will be paid out, and then that's it! Well, guess that's all folks. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:53+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:gintrap?rev=1551739973&do=diff Gintrap High Praise " Today we went to the city wall and saw all the hunters. Gintrap was there she was the coolest she had a big hord of HUGENORMOUS MONSTERS and when Miss Lumin saw how big the monsters were she said a bad word. I can't say what it was but she looked really scared. I wasn't scared though I thought it was so cool. I want to be just like Gintrap when I'm a grownup so I can have EVEN BIGGER MONSTERS and fight with her and climb her big whale monster so I can be the tallest. text/html 2019-03-04T22:52:54+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:high_noon?rev=1551739974&do=diff High Noon Follow Your Dreams: Become a fully-qualified Advanced Archaeotechnologist! "The College of Advanced Archaeotechnological Studies has courses starting this September. Courses include: * Seminars and lectures delivered by High Noon himself. text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:52+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:khaos?rev=1551740032&do=diff KHAOS Lega-K " Ultimate Ventures regrets to report that diplomacy with the Wasteland village has gone significantly south following an argument over fiction found published by the prolific provocateur, KHAOS. The work included particularly derogatory portrayals of Wastelanders in situations that the author goes to great length to describe and, rather understandably, caused significant upset to the Wastelanders. text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:52+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:malbec?rev=1551740032&do=diff Malbec AMBER " It's impossible to overstate Malbec's importance in the history of AMBER, both behind the scenes and in the arena itself. AMBER's first and greatest hero, her journey of personal growth, self-discovery, and Championship victory, fascinated thousands of fans. The saga of her ongoing rivalry with the villainous Thistle laid the groundwork for a thousand fics, and dozens of imitators in the Arena. text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:49+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:maximum_taste?rev=1551740029&do=diff Maximum Taste " Countless economists have tried to account for the staggering success of the still-thriving Monster House business. Could the food really be as good as all that? Well, multiple sources claim that it is, and then some - but by all accounts, that isn't all. text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:53+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:mesh?rev=1551740033&do=diff Mesh Shiny and New " Mesh inspired me. Some people want to fight Monsters. Some people want to make them perform sick poses. But very few people care enough about how Monsters look. Just think about it: would Volcanosaurus have been the legend it was without someone carefully grooming it? Of course not! Would the Nyoominator have been such a hit with the fans if nobody took the time to polish it? Get out of town. text/html 2019-03-05T06:03:46+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:midnight?rev=1551765826&do=diff Midnight " As Double Team Champions, Team Legit in some ways exemplified the spirit of Season XXXVI: a heady blend of high-stakes personal drama, glorious Fan-pandering and uninhibited commercialism - all of which they participated in, to great aplomb. From the start of the Season, Team Legit marked themselves out as unique when the first thing they did with their carefully cultivated 'sore loser' reputation was to try their best to lose it. Midnight's interview with Khaos went quite a way tow… text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:54+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:morose_progress?rev=1551740034&do=diff Morose Progress Scholarly Pursuits " In this textbook, you’ll find a more in-depth guide to Monster care -- designed to take students beyond the content of the Beetle Circus Foundation Course in Monsterology. Chapters 1-6 cover the basic principles of modern Monster care, from training to first aid. Chapters 7-9 explore the Monster health threats that we currently face as Trainers and cover cutting-edge research into potential treatments. Chapters 10-13 take students through real case stud… text/html 2019-03-04T22:53:55+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:nectar?rev=1551740035&do=diff Nectar Changing Minds " Let's be real about this, before Season 36, if someone dressed in a Monster onesie came up and said they wanted to talk to you about your childhood, you'd have assumed what? Correct: that they were an SSMAS fan who wanted a date. Well Nectar changed all that: she set out on a mission to change Bastion for the better, helping train Monsters in a healthy way, and to train people too. text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:16+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:noggin?rev=1551740056&do=diff Noggin' Noggin' Publishes Again "We're pleased to announce that, three decades after his initial memoir From Sandwiches to Glory, the former Rules Lawyer Noggin' has once again published a fascinating look into life at the top. His autobiography, text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:22+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:omega?rev=1551740062&do=diff Omega Humble Beginnings "“Omega had a huge cultural history in Bastion. From the urban legends, to the history books, to the specific rules mentioning controversies surround her in UNBC, her impact mainly stems from Season XXXVI. It is worth spending a little thought on her actions at the end of Season XXXV and start of Season XXXVI. Omega entered the Arena between Seasons and at the start of the next as a dour and, by all accounts, unentertaining Gladiator. She appeared to have been against… text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:22+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:paradigm?rev=1551740062&do=diff Paradigm Museum of Archaeotech " Dear Heritage, We apologise, but your request for Power for a New Day to donate archaeotech to your “Museum of Archaeotech” must regretfully be denied as a matter of corporate policy. You are correct to assert that Paradigm and text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:31+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:pennythrift_steeple?rev=1551740071&do=diff Pennythrift Steeple Half-Time Shows AWESOME "Did you catch the halftime show? We mean the UMBC one, not the AMBER one - wow, it's difficult to remember to separate the two nowadays. We mean the Beetle Circus show. How can they keep producing new tricks like this? We saw their new move Cuckoo's Devour in the Ultimate Championship - well, those of us near the front of the wall with binoculars - but now THE TENT is just showing off. text/html 2019-03-04T23:06:29+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:pluck?rev=1551740789&do=diff Pluck Riots " Calls for cultural change rang loudest coming from those who had benefited most from the Network as it was. It is this that makes Pluck's contribution to the social upheaval of the last days of Season XXXVI so significant. A happy and successful Monster trainer, they were always an underdog in the Leagues, but had never been bitter about it. Their services as a trainer were in demand across Bastion; they were in the Network's good books - rumoured to have been in the running f… text/html 2019-03-11T09:18:22+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:q_a?rev=1552295902&do=diff Q&A Not every question can be answered at Debrief, and not everyone can make it to Debrief, so here we will leave answers to any questions asked after Debrief finishes, or that deserve a longer answer than we can give in person, if appropriate. Tier 3 Skills text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:24+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:quake?rev=1551740064&do=diff Quake ---------- Risk Assessments Flying Lessons Hazard Description Who Affected Existing Mitigation Further Action Required Monster misbehaviour Monster known as Bumble has been known to maul humans Quake, expedition members Bumble is classified as text/html 2019-03-04T22:54:30+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:saffron?rev=1551740070&do=diff Saffron Inaugural Season Grand Champion " After a nail-biting season finale, we are proud to announce that your inaugural UMBC Grand Champion is none other than Saffron, with Pepper! Fan Favourite Champion from the final season of Ultimate Monster Battle Arena, Saffron has gone from strength to strength as a trainer and Pepper has (quite literally) transformed into one of the most well-trained fighting machines in the entire league. text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:33+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:seer?rev=1551740133&do=diff Seer A Cure from Killing Cure " Dr Frost’s novel technique for the treatment of corrosive tissue damage began with the case of Patient DB, which she took on alongside Monsterologist Seer. Seer’s dangerous but enlightening studies into Killing Cure, the Monster responsible for Patient DB’s injury, led to valuable insights into the nature of the damage, which was crucial to the eventual development of a cure. text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:33+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:southpaw?rev=1551740133&do=diff Southpaw Leda Atomica " Leda Atomica's last album is widely considered to be their best, with many critics applauding them for their uncompromisingly aggressive style clearly honed from their many high-profile public performances of the time. Though Southpaw's retirement from public life included cutting back her touring plans, this managed to boost text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:34+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:sprocket?rev=1551740134&do=diff Sprocket " It is always as much of a surprise as it is a pleasure to interview Sprocket. One would hardly imagine the friendly, perpetually busy individual who offers me a glass of Brikquid Max only to spill it all over hir latest designs for a self-activating Monster Waffle toaster is one of the greatest and most influential engineers the city has ever seen. text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:34+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:square_peg?rev=1551740134&do=diff Square Peg SPAM Stands Up For Monsters " After years of campaigning to get her voice heard in the city, Square Peg would have been forgiven for taking a break when SPAM started rolling as its own organisation, and maybe even permitted to rest on her laurels for a short period of time. text/html 2019-03-10T18:23:06+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:stats_stats_and_more_stats?rev=1552242186&do=diff Stats, Stats and More Stats In time honoured tradition, stats will be updated over the course of the next day, to give some final numbers on Riel, Fights won and lost, and anything else anyone feels like they have to know and email in to the keeper of the stats at text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:35+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:storm_viper?rev=1551740135&do=diff Storm Viper Sword and Armour "“I hunt and kill monsters, a mercenary for hire… that was until my only way of tracking the buggers died. Now i can just kill… fight monsters… Time to be a gladiator i guess. Maybe some jobs on the side too” text/html 2019-03-04T22:38:21+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:strictly_off_the_record?rev=1551739101&do=diff Strictly Off The Record Item One Personally, I think that there would be nothing more fitting for this SPECIAL issue than to have there be nothing here at all. Says it all, doesn't it? UM-berks silencing the truth y'know? It's all happened before, and even AMBER ain't free of it. I've got evidence! I'd show it to you but I reckon text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:36+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:strike?rev=1551740136&do=diff Strike UMBC Champion " “And from the East we present a returning star - a boss of the Arena during UMBA, Arch's Monster Strike makes his debut in the Ultimate Maximum Battle Circus with his axe glinting in the Archaeotech light. Part man, part werewolf, part regular wolf, this vicious Monster is raring for action, so let's see how he gets on fighting fan favourite: MECHAGRAVITON! text/html 2019-03-04T22:55:37+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:suture?rev=1551740137&do=diff Suture The Monster Medic " “It has long been theorized, although never proven, that Monster doping with what would become known as Fight Milk was rampant in the final season of UMBA. While the source of the Fight Milk itself remains unknown, the anti-serum, affectionately known as Peace Juice, is a product of the collaboration between Monster medic Suture and former bookie Fatesmith. Thanks to their efforts Monster fighting arenas remain safe to this day, and although Fight Milk continues to … text/html 2019-03-04T23:29:11+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:tatters?rev=1551742151&do=diff Tatters TTI AUCTION: EVERYTHING MUST GO! "“You heard me! Exotic goods of all kind to be viewed this afternoon at the Oasis Central Market! Tatters of Tatters Trading Industry presents a not-to-be missed collection of unique Archaeotech finds, genuine Wastelander goods, and two mysterious Monsters who will text/html 2019-03-04T22:35:16+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:the_arena?rev=1551738916&do=diff The Arena Rebuilding, Reinventing, Regulating " When people talk about the minds behind the post-Network Arena, it's often Sprocket who comes to mind. Certainly, hir inventions and innovations form a vital part of the Arena as we know it today - the majority of the automated systems are hir work, and her passion for narrative and creativity are what brought the Arena it's contemporary status as a cultural centre for text/html 2019-03-04T22:33:23+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:the_grand_championship?rev=1551738803&do=diff The Grand Championship The following is presented as an accurate account of the Season XXXVI Grand Championship Final, pieced together from numerous eye-witness accounts and reports. Published in Blaze - Season 36, Issue 9. The Beast Approaches text/html 2019-03-04T22:33:43+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:the_network_crumbles?rev=1551738823&do=diff The Network Crumbles The Last Official Fight “Well folks, with the Grand Championship over, and the Network selling off everything, who knows what's coming next - OH, THATS RIGHT WE DO! We've got one last fight for you before they sell off this sound boosting set, and it's gonna be a good one! text/html 2019-03-04T22:38:14+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:the_wasteland?rev=1551739094&do=diff The Wasteland Ultimate Ventures " HIRING NOW - Exploration Security / Risk Assessor Would you like to see the wonders of the world - great sights, amazing monsters, and fantastic pay? Ultimate Ventures are now hiring additional Security staff for expeditions. Proficiency in hand-to-hand combat, monster fighting essential. Experience in risk assessment practices preferred; further training provided by Ultimate Ventures' own legendary assessor Quake. text/html 2019-03-05T00:10:07+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:thistle?rev=1551744607&do=diff Thistle " With her wry sardonicism, madcap schemes and ever-floral excess, it's little wonder that Thistle captivated AMBER audiences from the very beginning of her stint as villain. A charismatic, brooding figure, it was her not-infrequent moments of humanity that truly won her popularity: Fans were equally delighted to see her launch hard-hitting schemes to topple Malbec as reigning Champion, or hamfistedly stifle her delight when her bright pink Monster Barberry did something characteristic… text/html 2019-03-04T22:56:09+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:todo_list?rev=1551740169&do=diff Todo List Creation and Destruction " Chapter Four is dedicated to Todo List, an early shining star of Creative Branch who is believed to have been one of the driving forces behind its collapse. Looking at his phenomenal work in the construction of the Inertianator arc and the Money Pit, it’s difficult to see how such a beloved fixture of Creative Branch could ever have had a hand in the eventual failure of the Network text/html 2019-03-04T22:56:10+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:trend?rev=1551740170&do=diff Trend Power Struggles " Blaze’s sudden and shocking death was followed by an unprecedented event in recorded Network history: a period of several weeks during which not even a temporary replacement was assigned to the role of Junior Executive. text/html 2019-03-04T22:34:00+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:ultimate_maximum_battle_circus?rev=1551738840&do=diff ULTIMATE MAXIMUM BATTLE CIRCUS A Fresh Start " Patrons of the Arena! A warm welcome to Season I of Ultimate Maximum Battle Circus, and an even warmer welcome to the very first edition of MAX! It sure has been a scary couple of days what with the Network finally disappearing for good, but it looks like we’re back with a BIGGER, BETTER, PROBABLY LESS CORRUPT Monster-battling institution already! text/html 2019-03-05T00:10:31+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:weddings?rev=1551744631&do=diff Five Weddings And... More Weddings A Tasteful Ceremony " So, today, my OTP officially tied the canonical knot!!! And no, I don't mean Magnet and Pulsar. Although. Anyway, you guessed it - Max and I got married, and I honestly couldn't be more absurdly, excessively, text/html 2019-03-04T22:56:10+00:00 http://umba.chaosdeathfish.com/eternity:yarn?rev=1551740170&do=diff Yarn Yarn Remembered " “Yarn. They lived a shitty life and tried to make up for it in one grand, self sacrificing gesture. Some folk might call that the cowards way out. Yeah you kids probably want to live forever but when you’re older you’ll realise that there’s shit you can’t undo and the thought of living with it weighs on you like a ton of bricks.