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Off The Record: Blackout Beryllium

Item Three

The Bunker is safe. It's not a nightclub, it's safe.

Item Two

Bright is the saviour we're all looking for, we all need. She heralds truth and she acts on truth. We don't always get listened to… Sad face

Item Eight

Ummmm yuummm serum. Keep bringing it in

Item Three

They didn't rescue them, they STOLE THEM in the first place! How can you people not see it? Set a thief to catch the thief

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This is hand-written on your copy of Off the Record, and seems to be scrawled very quickly, as if whoever wrote this is making numerous copies.

And so it comes as it always does: the going gets tough and the allegedly tough collapse from inside. They are at the walls, but it's not the ones outside the walls you should fear. The pens are mightier than the walls, but the pens are offline too. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Your Worst Nightmare rises.

Item Six

BEETLE CIRCUS FULL TIME CIRCUS WHEN?

Item Nine

its like this every year

they tell us all the build up matters but it doesnt

just wait till the seventh round and then you see what these “”“st8holders”“” are made of

cowardice and lies

they use the rules and they put who they want up

no honour

no care

its all fabricated

none of its real

bulwark wasnt its name until round 6 last season

howling terror used to be called uncle feathers

its all cheating

and theyll cheat again

swapping up the chain

like spiders

climbing a wall

Item Four

does anyone even read this

Item Four

I do!

Item Four

oh neat

fuck off

this is where my thoughts go

Item Nine

Blaze used to have a Monster that like GENERATED power maybe we could use that if we knew where it was
Blaze is dead, friend
Does Blaze have a kid?
Maybe?
ask them then

Item Eight

“dear editor i would like to complain about the quality of this magazine please could you rewrite me a version which explains exactly how volcanosaurus is making its big comeback because cinder never died shes making her big comeback i just know it thank you for your consideration in this election”