Off The Record: Anonymous Aluminium

As Season XDDCIXCII draws to a close, who listens to the truth? Are we succeeding? Are we losing? Is society losing to lies and deceit and falling for THE NETWORK?

don't go into the Mid-Season Mansion. Just don't

Don't go into the South Stands either

we all know why the tickets are reduced

This isnt' a good naem for a paper just syaing - Ed #3

See there's a reason we don't actually let you write - Other Eds.

NSOSGI CONTROLS.

The truth about this work of evil has been found. This editor was warned mere weeks ago, by one who should well know; and we are borne out. Borne out! The control, the truth, it's out. GET IT OUT. Like NSOQDIUMI, it will have CONTROL. GET IT OUT OF OUR HEADS

We have a STYLE GUIDE for a reason… - Ed
ur face has a style guide
Okay rude. True, but rude. - Ed

beep beep beep / I'm a box / We're all a box / silly sadly shiny / beep! beep! beep!

I keep having these weird dreams. I'm flying. Then I'm falling. Then I'm 900 feet tall and I'm stomping on the city from above. Only thing is, I've never seen the city from above…

I'm gonna check what's in my water supply but maybe you should do the same.

UPDATE My water supply is, er, missing.

Nobody listened to our warnings about monster deaths!!

Look whathappened toBulwark

its all connected

all the numbers

i know youve been paying attention

i know youve been watching

it all makes sense now

bring the numbers

theyre your code

bring them and find me

find us

and we can show you

so a friend went out with an expedition to see if he could find a cool starter monster for his daughter, she always wanted to be a star like Pluck or Saffron but apparently all they found were dead monsters

like, corpses everywhere, of monsters, just scattered around outside the city

something's wrong, I bet it's the network trying to clamp down on hunters

SPAM should do something about this

WHO WROTE THIS??? - Ed

good work boss

I liked Giant Block of Wood better when it didn't move :(

You idiot it could always move, it was just biding its time

I liked Giant Block of Wood better when it was biding its time :(

NETINEL looks like they've finally lost it. It's the signal, allies! Let us join together and STORM THE NETWORK. SMASS have shown we don't need the BIG NET ARENA to have fights so let's take the Network DOWN

Just an FYI: the current exchange rate for K to R is 14,324K to 1R. Just so y'know.