“Now, I know what you must be thinking. “Where's the Monster, Mr Steeple? You promised us a monster, you lying prick! Is the Monster in the tent?” Friends, I am here today to tell you that this monster is THE TENT! Witness its shifting colours! Gawp at its many lights and needle-teeth! DO NOT TOUCH IT, YOU MANIAC, IT WILL EAT YOU! Have you ever seen anything like it, my friends?”

(THE TENT may contain flashing images and scenes of extreme violence. Viewer discretion is advised. THE TENT is not suitable for children under five or anyone really. Ask your doctor before feeding yourself to THE TENT.)