====== Off The Record: Blackout Beryllium ====== ===== Item Three ===== The Bunker is safe. It's not a nightclub, it's safe. ===== Item Two ===== Bright is the saviour we're all looking for, we all need. She heralds truth and she acts on truth. We don't always get listened to... Sad face ===== Item Eight ===== Ummmm yuummm serum. Keep bringing it in ===== Item Three ===== They didn't rescue them, they STOLE THEM in the first place! How can you people not see it? Set a thief to catch the thief ===== Item ===== //This is hand-written on your copy of Off the Record, and seems to be scrawled very quickly, as if whoever wrote this is making numerous copies.// And so it comes as it always does: the going gets tough and the allegedly tough collapse from inside. They are at the walls, but it's not the ones outside the walls you should fear. The pens are mightier than the walls, but the pens are offline too. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Your Worst Nightmare rises. ===== Item Six ===== BEETLE CIRCUS FULL TIME CIRCUS WHEN? ===== Item Nine ===== its like this every year they tell us all the build up matters but it doesnt just wait till the seventh round and then you see what these """st8holders""" are made of cowardice and lies they use the rules and they put who they want up no honour no care its all fabricated none of its real bulwark wasnt its name until round 6 last season howling terror used to be called uncle feathers its all cheating and theyll cheat again swapping up the chain like spiders climbing a wall ===== Item Four ===== does anyone even read this ===== Item Four ===== I do! ===== Item Four ===== oh neat fuck off this is where my thoughts go ===== Item Nine ===== Blaze used to have a Monster that like GENERATED power maybe we could use that if we knew where it was\\ Blaze is dead, friend\\ Does Blaze have a kid?\\ Maybe?\\ ask them then ===== Item Eight ===== "dear editor i would like to complain about the quality of this magazine please could you rewrite me a version which explains exactly how volcanosaurus is making its big comeback because cinder never died shes making her big comeback i just know it thank you for your consideration in this election"