====== Off The Record: Vague Vanadium ======
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Who keeps giving the mic to these people? What did those pesky fickle 'lawyers' do to get the mics? It used to be just 'commentators' and 'Umpires'. Now it's anyone, it seems - not us, though. Still waiting for a truthspeaker to be given the mic. 
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I WAS THERE

NETCAR TOLD ME (//us. Us all. No shame. We all know her profession...//

SHE'S A MONSTER THERAPIST FOR OMEGA

I WAS RIGHT.

SHE IS A MONSTER. (An actual Monster I knew it first nobody listened the rules lawyer means nothing she's an actual Monster)

NECTAR CONFIRMED SHE **IS** the therapist... OR WAS. public falling out falling out or was it staged? They stage lots, especially at the Conference. So, no more Therapy? We'll see what happens without Therapy hahahaha

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Squishy class or crunchy class, that's the question?

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<spoiler>

Someone has annotated your copy:

//when i say three hundred riel i m not fucking about now get the job done or i swear i ll break every bone in your body i know you re reading this just get it done and may be while you re there recruit\\
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buy me a drink//

Someone has added:

//Sure thing - Arena bar next week?//
</spoiler>

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We here at OFF THE RECORD can REVEAL the existence of a contract killer daring to speak at THE VAULT itself. Casually! 

 It's sad so sad

He's a Wastelander and wastes is in his heart. Since he started his career by killing for personal gain, he's grown to like the taste of Riel: he does it A FEW TIMES A MONTH. He doesn't stop. No remorse. The wastes are still in his heart. Burnt and fallen heart. WE KNOW WE ALL KNOW 

And if you need something that needs to be dealt with dealt with ... He's for hire. SPREAD THE WORD. 

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I was there.

I heard the Professor shouting as he was dragged away.

He said they were coming.

Coming for all of them.

All 8.

Now it's 5.

Professor was right

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If it bleeds we can kill it if it drops tentacles we can chop them off

We gotta chop them all off

They're everywhere

In our heads didn't you feel them

Get them out they're spies I have secrets in there

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KEEP ASKING\\
KEEP SNOOPING\\
KEEP THE NET BUSY\\
wait no if they've figured out we're all doing investigatinging they'll prepare for it and then we'll be up the creek without an i don't know what those wasteland river folk call paddles probably SWIMSTICKS or something\\
STOP ASKING\\
STOP SNOOPING\\
STILL KEEP THE NET BUSY JUST BE CAREFUL ABOUT IT PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY SWIMSTICK

===== Item Eight =====
  * <del>Cinder</del>
  * <del>The Professor</del>
  * Block
  * Tackle
  * Nocturne
  * Cam
  * <del>Canon</del>
  * Zephyr

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OPN FOR BUSINSS

MY RATS AR VRY RASONABL

50R NW LIMBS

100R MONSTR TRAINING

30R WAPON SOURC 

NO QUSTIONS ASKD

===== Item Nine =====

SOUTH STAND CURSED?

YEAH RIGHT

THAT'S BULLSHIT AND WE KNOW IT

Come on, kids, we can do better than that.  We know for a fact that those stands are PACKED with Archaeotech and Archaeotech isn't magic it's... 

Okay it's a bit magic.  BUT it's not a Curse.  It's deliberate.  It's a NET-UP.  Something down there attracts Monsters to people and they're trying to kill us off.

It is be cause we know

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guys spam isnt anything to do with us its obviously not us its so incredibly not us i dont know how thats not obvious look its all too convenient they get into matches they get into the arena its them we know its them they know we know its them but anyone who says anything gets disappeared you know what im saying its just too convenient that square pegs monster is in the arena getting mauled like that its not right its hypocrisy at the very least