====== Cart ======

===== Hammer in the Works =====

>While several events contributed to the downfall of the Network, one of the major trigger points that can be identified is the partial destruction of the archeotech device known as the Prime Executive by Cart.  Cart's hammer toss ended not just the latest Network era, but the long chain of Networks, championships, and season resets which historians are only just managing to determine the full extent of.
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>The Network would have doubtless collapsed in the infamous Season 36 with or without Cart's destructive act, but the application of a hammer to the delicate circuitry meant that what came next was demonstrably different and led by the people of Bastion, rather than yet another scheme from the calculations of the Prime Executive.
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> Excerpt from //Carved Into The Walls: How Bastion Came To Be//, by Anthem

===== Bunker Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening =====

TONIGHT!  Get BACK TO THE BUNKER!  Once more remodelled into BASTION'S HOTTEST NIGHT CLUB VENUE, the Bunker is here to keep you safe from NOT PARTYING and ensure you are well protected from the threat of NOT HAVING FUN!

===== Bunker Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening =====

Need a place to hide?  Worried about the monster swarm already sweeping close to the city?  The Bunker is here, to provide you with shelter, drinks, and entertainment while our valiant monster trainers deal with the threat.

===== Bunker Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening =====

WELL WASN'T THAT EXCITING?  You know what's even more exciting - a night club, in the bunker you were all just sheltering in.  You know what's even more exciting than that?  Our BRAND NEW LOCATIONS across the city!